What If You're Still Together?
It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken
There are No New Messages
He's Not Hiding at the Bottom of That Pint of ICE Cream
If You Mention His Name One More Time...
If He Was So Great, You'd Still Be Together
The First Commandment: Don't See Him or Talk to Him for Sixty Days
The Second Commandment: Get Yourself a Breakup Buddy
The Third Commandment: Get Rid of His Stuff and the Things That Remind You of Him
The Fourth Commandment: Get Your Ass in Motion Every Day
The Fifth Commandment: Don't Wear Your Breakup Out Into the World
The Sixth Commandment: No Backsliding!
The Seventh Commandment: It Won't Work Unless You Are Number One!
Bonus Chapter: Dude, Get Off Her Lawn (The Tough Guy's Breakup Buddy)
Appendix (Or, One More Thing Before We Go)
