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Over 1,000 jokes that are so bad they're great!
Get ready to watch for the eye roll! There’s nothing dads and corny joke-tellers love more than a good, clean, marginally funny joke. Add in some classic bathroom humor, and you have a winner! This collection of groan-worthy jokes gives cringe-loving comedians enough material to embarrass—well, everyone—for years to come (while maybe getting a chuckle or two). Whether you’re stockpiling side-splitters...
62) Where's Nigel?
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He's the fag-smoking, beer-swilling political maverick whose legendary stand-up shows at the European Parliament always play to a full house. With his towering charisma and easy way with the incendiary one-liner, Nigel Farage is never lost in a crowd. Until now. It's time to open your eyes to what's really going on in this country and ask, WHERE'S NIGEL? Look for him among the hordes of our job-starved Romanian immigrants, the legions of publically...
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This is a story based on true life events. What is the price tag you can put on your children? We all know the answer is priceless...except for one conniving woman, and her husband, who she dragged into a life of deceit and lies! Follow Rick Martinez, from his carefree life in the San Fernando Valley...to the parties' women, and beaches of Southern California. Watch from his first love to the woman who literally steals his heart, and so much more....
64) Tiny Dog
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Just when it seemed pets couldn't get any more adorable, we discovered Tiny Dog. Direct from Japan, this is the sweetest-and smallest-pet around. It is the size of a macaron, and its mischievous adventures in a full-size world are chronicled in the pages of this ebook. Animal lovers of any size will enjoy following along as Tiny Dog encounters everyday objects like a strawberry, a ball of yarn, a rubber ducky, and more. The resulting cuteness knows...
65) The Best Grandfather Names Ever: Choose Your Perfect Grandpa Name, from Papa to Nonno and Beyond!
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The best baby shower, gender reveal, or just-because gift for new grandfathers!
Congratulations, you're going to be a grandfather! Now the fun begins: with you choosing your unique grandfather name. Many of today's grandpas are vibrant, active men-not the "gramps" of yesteryear, so shouldn't your name reflect this? From Boss to Pappou, Nonno to Glampa, The Best Grandfather Names Ever features over 200 fantastic grandpa names, along with other fun...
66) All Out of Leeds
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Walk softly, and carry a very big stick ... DI Adams fled London thanks to bridge-dwelling monsters and magical toasties – a one-time experience she's in no hurry to repeat. She's police, not some cryptid hunter. Leeds has other plans, though. Tasked with the seemingly mundane case of a missing necklace, Adams soon realises she's stumbled into something big. The necklace is persuasive, and not in an ooh shiny, way. In a let's topple governments...
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The Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! is the biggest, funniest, laugh-out-loudest joke book on the planet! Crack open this book to have everyone you know in stitches. Be ready for anything with jokes, puns, and riddles from a range of categories: celebrities, gadgets, video games, the classroom, zombies, and a bunch more! Complete with tons of awesome illustrations!
- 2,001 unbeatable modern jokes
- 400 showstopping illustrations
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Is your anxiety running? Well, you better go catch it!
Adult anxiety is off its leash again. Sylvie Swenni's A Pet Named Anxiety, featuring illustrations by Paula Bossio, is a book of lighthearted validation of the outlandish ways that anxiety sticks its nose where it doesn't belong and then seems to run off with reckless abandon
Is this Anxiety up with the sun? Sure is. Does it have a filter, care about your boundaries or your personal space,...
69) Lisl'hareng
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"Lisl'hareng" est un recueil d'annonces et de textes traitant de sujets, dérives et réalités affligeantes de notre époque par des litotes, des euphémismes. Entre vérités et humour décalé, lisez et faites lire ce livre, moins toxique que le protoxyde d'azote.
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Amoureux des mots et essentiellement du bon mot, Serge Landau s'inscrit dans la lignée de Pierre Dac, le roi des loufoques, qu'il appelle affectueusement...
70) Chasing Kate
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Rock bottom meets redemption in this hilarious and heartbreaking story about two unforgettable misfits on a bumpy voyage of transformation. Adulting is hard for twenty-eight-year-old Kate Denai. She's single, alone in a new city, and having the Worst. Day. Ever. Her chaotic life spirals even more out of control when she accidentally kidnaps five-year-old Sadie Beck, a pint-sized stowaway with super-sized problems. When Kate realizes Sadie may be in...
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Most folks worldwide have visited a flea market, swap shop, or bazaar, but few take the time to get to know the variety of vendors peddling their lightly used or dubiously acquired inventory every weekend. At the Dusty Bucket, a self-described "androgynous pansexual with no more ambition nowadays than making a living as a flea market 'artist" sets up a table with their recently-deceased mother's unremarkable collectibles. The booth neighbor sells...
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As a necromancer in court-mandated therapy, Xeron's among his own kind. The seven other masked wizards who join him in Necromancers Anonymous are equally addicted to the dark arts. From Spence, the timid and remorseful youth who accidentally raised the dead with his grandfather's magic wand; to Timothy, the group's cringeworthy and cripplingly self-conscious leader; to Ratface, the group's-well, whatever he is-each member brings their own bizarre...
74) Montana Meetup
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It never seems to fail. When two people finally get together, something always happens to interrupt them. Montana Meet-Up is a short story about such an event.
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Get the giggles now!
Unleash endless laughter with I'm Completely Joking, an unparalleled 5-in-1 collection jam-packed with over 2,000 original jokes. From the timeless ring of Funny Knock-Knock Jokes to the clever quips of I'm Joking, Genius, this anthology is your ultimate source of side-splitting humour. Complete with 100 never-seen-before original jokes, I'm Completely Joking will make you the hero of humour at any gathering.
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Crack up or cry, Kansas GenExistential will take you on a ride! Have some snacks handy-and your hand fan if you're in menopause-because you'll be reading this book all at once.Humor Form EssaysInsightful and hilarious, Amber Fraley will keep you on the edge of your chair with this collection of frequently irreverent, sometimes heartfelt, essays about growing up a GenXer in the Midwest. In the style of David Sedaris, Carnival Snackery and Nora McInerney,...
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From award-winning reporter and author of Pieces of Intelligence: The Existential Poetry of Donald H. Rumsfeld comes this collection of poems mined from the interviews, speeches, and tweets of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump.
The Vicious Ones
I was attacked viciously
By those women,
Of course, it's very hard for them
To attack me on looks,
Because I'm so good looking.
But I was attacked very viciously
By those women.
-August 9, 2015,...
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Considéré dans ce texte: La singularité de l'écrivain. Sa sincérité. James Joyce et son oeil myope. Le fait de porter un costume pour rester libre. Bourdieu en prime time à Tout le monde en parle. La fusion du charnel et du sacré. Les folles images qu'on capterait, si Alain Farah avait en permanence une caméra sur la tête..
79) Raising Ozark
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Filling the roles of U.S. Navy Veteran, Police Officer, Retired County Sheriff, Behavioral Health Liaison, and Municipal Mayor were easy for a young man motivated by success and accomplishment. With each new battle faced, opponent overcome, and adventure partaken in, learning resulted. Stepping into the role of parent proved not only more challenging but significantly more rewarding. Through each changed diaper, midnight feeding, scraped knee, and...
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We're of the true South and we appreciate our stories. We are practiced listeners and weavers of words. Everybody here has a story and is the story. "The Suburbs of Scutchalo" brings together the humor of a place and captures the essence of a region both long forgotten and richly remembered through stories passed around and nourished by generations living in this tiny corner of Mississippi and its wind-blown placing between Vicksburg and Natchez and...