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VLAD WIECHOWSKY has never smelled worse! Fresh off a plane from Honolulu, which surprisingly didn't crash, it doesn't take long before trouble finds him. But that's nothing a few, nice, timely, juicy air biscuits can't fix. Or not... Approximately 3,000 words.
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Hank Larmspitz tiene un plan.
Bueno, más o menos.
Va a ser el primer hombre en la luna, maldita sea, y va a hacerlo sin la ayuda de un traje espacial o incluso de una nave espacial.
¿Qué tiene en mente exactamente?
Dan Dinkerleaf, un reportero local de KAAS-LD en Eureeka, quiere averiguarlo. Y cuando descubre las verdaderas intenciones de Hank, eso pone a prueba su paciencia. "¿En serio?", espeta. "¿No le parece que su teoría es... oh, no...
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THE F**KING IDIOT...
Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.
CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD ...
That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world?
AND, GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT...
By his letter he is known.
W.
W for Wacky. W for...
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Los temores de Helen Hubbard finalmente se han confirmado. Una mañana, durante el almuerzo en su restaurante favorito, su esposo Gary le confiesa que la ha estado engañando, y está listo para abandonarla en un instante. Cuando ella hurga en el asunto, descubre más de lo que quería saber sobre Muffy, la misteriosa amante de él. "¿Entonces me estás dejando por un pedo?", exclamó Helen.
Para un lectores maduros (y no tanto). Aproximadamente...
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THE F**KING IDIOT ...
Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.
CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD ...
That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world?
AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT...
By his letter he is known.
W.
W for Wacky....
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THE F**KING IDIOT ...
Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.
CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD ...
That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world?
AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT...
By his letter he is known.
W.
W for Wacky. W for...
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Hank Larmspitz has a plan.
Well, sort of.
He's going to be the first man on the moon, dagnabbit, and he's going to do it without the aid of a space suit or even a space ship.
Exactly what does he have in mind?
Dan Dinkerleaf, a local correspondent for KAAS-LD Eureeka, wants to find out. And when he discovers Hank's true intentions, his patience becomes paper thin. "Seriously?" he blurts out. "Don't you think your theory is a bit...oh, I don't...
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Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd heard it all until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in his lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot down. Sure, it's one thing to marry your high school sweetheart, but a fart? Who in the world marries a fart?
"Well I'm not going anywhere until you give us a marriage license," Bilby insists.
"Is that so?" Mackelroy cracks his knuckles.
Marriage Stinks...
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Perkins Deadwood can't believe his ears. His twelve-year-old son just asked for a pet fart for Christmas. And, not just any fart, a Spanish fart. ¡Ay, caramba!
Can the used car salesman talk his son out of it? Or, is this Christmas really going to stink?
For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,100 words.
NOTE: There is some foul language and adult humor inside, so it's really not intended for children.
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THE F**KING IDIOT...
Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.
CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD...
That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world?
AND, GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT...
By his letter he is known.
W.
W for Wacky. W for...
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When Steve Skaggs realizes that his earthly body is gone and now he's a crusty, old fart, the circumstances behind his mysterious death become clear, sending him on an aloof adventure of betrayal and deceit.
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This story is about a man who dies and comes back to life as a fart. There's sex involved, not with farts, because you can't have sex with a fart, you dolt! Anyways, there's a Pakistani meat stick that's mentioned, boobs that seem to...
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You found her! The hottest chick you've ever laid eyes on wants you and only you.
But aren't you forgetting something?
You're broke, and this chick is way out of your league. She's scorching hot and you're…well…lucky to have her. Or so you think…
This short volume will help demystify the impact of a high maintenance hottie and encourage you to resist the urge to go into debt just to appease her.
Approximately 7,000 words.
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THE F**KING IDIOT...
Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.
CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD...
That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world?
AND, GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT...
By his letter he is known.
W.
W for Wacky. W for...
16) Going Dutch
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Barnabus Prim has reached the end of his rope. Drowning in debt and married to an obnoxious wife who can't stand the sight of him, he decides to do the unthinkable. But finding a way to the afterlife proves much more difficult than he imagined.
For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 3,000 words.
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Helen Hubbard's fears have finally been confirmed. During brunch one morning in her favorite restaurant, her husband Gary confesses to cheating on her, and is ready to leave at a moment's notice. When she pries deeper into the matter, she discovers more about his mysterious lover Muffy than she cares to know. "So you're leaving me for a fart?” Helen exclaimed.
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Perkins Deadwood no puede dar crédito a sus oídos. Su hijo de doce años acaba de pedirle para Navidad un pedo mascota. Y no cualquier pedo: un pedo español. ¡Ay, caramba!
¿Podrá disuadir a su hijo el vendedor de autos usados? ¿O será esta Navidad realmente apestosa?
Para lectores maduros (y no tanto). Aproximadamente 2.500 palabras.
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Barnabus Prim ha llegado al final del camino. Ahogado en deudas y casado con una mujer odiosa que no puede ni verlo, decide hacer lo impensable. Pero encontrar el camino al más allá resulta mucho más difícil de lo que él había imaginado.
Para lectores adultos (maduros o no). Aproximadamente 3000 palabras.
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Great heavens, the armored kingdoms are under attack! And King Krakken, the domain's irritable ruler, has an impossible decision. Should he scramble the air ships and meet the encroaching enemy head on or listen to his counsel and hold firm? Either way, the green death is upon him and it's only a matter of time before he comes face-to-face with the infamous Wind Laten.
Approximately 1,600 words.
DIAGNOSIS: Less filling. Doesn't contain many actual...