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Never steal from an evil wizarding mastermind. But if fate forces you into staging an international heist- Rule 1: Get your story straight before trying to smuggle magical items through customs. Rule 2: If you're going to use a forged passport, make sure you trust the sketchy dude who made your papers. Rule 3: Be familiar with the local laws BEFORE spells start flying. Rule 4: Never trust cats. Soft and fluffy on the outside, evil killing machines...
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Being a wizard is hazardous to your health. Things not to do when being tracked by murderers:#1 Do not drag the girl you're in love with into your deadly mess.#2 Do not accept a bag full of money.#3 If you do accept said bag of money, don't be dumb enough to shove it down the back of your pants.#4 Do not get into a battle with the evil lunch lady.#5 Do not start a war in a tourist hotspot.#6 Do not let your dad find out you're a wizard.#7 Do NOT under...
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Not all wizards were born to be heroes.Things not to do when you find out you're a wizard: #1 Do not destroy your apartment with magical fire. You WILL NOT get the security deposit back.#2 Do not form an alliance with the guy who is trying to murder you. This will end badly.#3 Do not drag the girl you're desperately in love with into your wizard mess. You risk her watching you fail miserably.#4 Under no circumstances should you get in the middle of...
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Three Simple Steps to Wizarding Domination Step One: Find the books stolen from the magical libraryStep Two: Steal back the books and bring them to New YorkStep Three: Declare wizarding domination I feel like this is a pretty solid plan.I'm probably wrong...
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