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What if you had? (Scholastic)
What If You Had...?

"George and Harold are usually responsible kids -- whenever anything bad happens, George and Harold are usually responsible! This time, they accidentally invent an army of terrifying talking toilets. Luckily, they know a superhero with enough snap in his waistband to save the day! This looks like another job for the amazing Captain Underpants!" Principal Krupp once again turns into the superhero Captain Underpants in order to save the world, and...

2) What if you had an animal tongue!?

Author

Markle, Sandra

Series

Language

English

Formats

Book, eBook

Description

"If you could have any animal's tongue, whose would you choose? If you had a gaur's tongue, you could taste test ice-cream flavors. If you had a chameleon's tongue, you could catch any Frisbee. And if you had a wolf's tongue, you'd never break a sweat no matter how hot it got! The animal kingdom has tons of amazing tongues, but yours is pretty great, too!"--

3) Speaking in tongues

Author

Deaver, Jeff

Publisher

Simon & Schuster

Pub. Date

c2000

Language

English

4) A twister of twists, a tangler of tongues: tongue twisters

Author

Schwartz, Alvin

Publisher

Lippincott

Pub. Date

[1972]

Language

English

Description

A collection of tongue twisters, both traditional and new in prose and verse.

5) Just joking 2: 300 hilarious jokes about everything, including tongue twisters, riddles, and more!

Series

Publisher

National Geographic Society

Pub. Date

[2012]

Language

English

Description

"Packed with even more of the silly jokes that kids love, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes, and more, Just Joking 2 will be presented in the colorful, photo-driven style, only National Geographic Kids can do. Laughing animals, funny people, and other colorful photos are paired with each joke, adding an extra laugh on each page. National Geographic Kids' signature square trim size and candy-colored...

6) Just joking: 300 hilarious jokes, tricky tongue twisters, and ridiculous riddles

Series

National geographic kids

Publisher

National Geographic

Pub. Date

c2012

Language

English

Description

Packed with the silly jokes that kids love--including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes and more--a fun-filled book will keep readers laughing page after page.

7) Just joking 5: 300 hilarious jokes about everything, including tongue twisters, riddles, and more!

Author

Series

Publisher

National Geographic

Pub. Date

[2014]

Language

English

Description

Presents a variety of jokes and facts, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, and traditional question and answer jokes.

8) Just joking 6: 300 hilarious jokes about everything, including tongue twisters, riddles, and more!

Author

Series

Publisher

National Geographic

Pub. Date

[2014]

Language

English

Description

Presents a variety of jokes and facts, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, and traditional question and answer jokes.

9) Just joking 4: 300 hilarious jokes about everything, including tongue twisters, riddles, and more!

Author

Series

Publisher

National Geographic

Pub. Date

[2013]

Language

English

Description

Presents a variety of jokes and facts, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, and traditional question and answer jokes.

10) Just joking gross: 300 hilarious and disgusting jokes, tongue twisters, riddles, and more! /Rosie Gowsell Pattison

Author

Series

Publisher

National Geographic Children's Books

Pub. Date

2017.

Language

English

Description