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The story starts with the death of Constable Garrett... and continues with his resurrection as a conscious cyborg initially controlled by Spencer Langley aged 13, inventor, entrepreneur and car thief. Things get even more complicated with the introduction of sinister criminals and Garrett's ex partner. Includes graphic replays every third chapter for the entertainment of all.

Selah. A simple world, a great world, an easy world--a world where your life is predetermined. Selah, oh Selah, where you're shunned for even thinking about living someway else.But the plan has gone wrong. People kinda sorta don't like what they do. They want out. They want a new life.But can they gain the courage to escape the system?Probably not, but there's a chance.Dean Shearer presents yet another Selah the Universe story that will make you laugh...

Three old actors diligently play their immersive roles in an alien museum display. Then, one day, boredom is eased when a young female joins their small cast. But who is she, and can she play Bridge?When you are a washed-up old actor, your only gig may be on the far side of the universe, re-enacting mundane moments from Earth's history in an alien museum. And when the script gets boring, any excitement can save the day.But this time the excitement...

Zombies struggle with healthy hygiene habits in this laugh-out-loud picture book! You probably shouldn't brush your teeth with rocks, right? Well, try telling that to a zombie! Seriously, it's time to teach those undead slobs a thing or two about healthy hygiene. Like, maybe try a water bath instead of a dirt bath. Or how about brushing those teeth after munching on brains? (Just a thought.) With oh-so ewww-y illustrations and laugh-out-loud rhymes,...

On Jasper Lane, Cassie Bloom is gearing up for Halloween; Becky is expecting, and her father is overbearing and paranoid; Rick and James are their usual happy selves, though James has developed a porn obsession; Terrence is putting together an all drag cheer squad; and David is helping Cliff transition from adult film star to bodybuilder. Of course, that's just what's going on at the surface. This is suburbia, and its underbelly is teeming with secrets....

Meet Stitch, a werewolf who loves to knit! With delightful illustrations and age-appropriate text, this story will have early fluent readers in stitches.

This is a tale about the kingdom of Noddin Muse and a bunch of too dry Rebel Bedats living there. Noddin Muse is one of the smaller kingdoms lying within the large Kingdom of True Believers in Imagination, a fairy tale kingdom hidden behind the rusty doors of an old shoebox factory.

Larry lies about everything. Find out what he does when he gets caught in one of his lies.

Meet Clara-a girl living in Los Angeles, California, in 1915. Major motion-picture companies have moved out to Hollywood, and she's right in the middle of all the action. When she finds herself working behind the scenes in the film industry for a big-shot producer named Mr. Cheeseman, she's determined to make it to the top in showbiz as a renowned director, no matter what. The hilarious Long-Lost Secret Diary series puts readers inside the heads...

Read along with Disney! Wreck-It Ralph is tired of being the Bad Guy in his video game. So he leaves his game in search for a medal that will prove he can be a Good Guy! Young children will love following along with the word-for-word narration in this storybook retelling of the Disney hit movie, Wreck-It Ralph.