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Each day (and night) brings surprises into a rural veterinarian's life, especially when he is a solo practitioner taking all calls, including emergencies while treating a myriad of animals and dealing with unique animal owners and characters. Dr. Green has allowed readers of this book to get a glimpse of rural veterinary medicine while enjoying humorous and heartwarming stories. The stories in this book are sometimes unbelievable but definitely true....
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Feel Better, Little Buddy is a great get-well gift for kids with boo-boos, friends on the mend, and anyone who needs a little love and healing inspiration. Julia Segal follows a menagerie of absolutely adorable pets as they recover from their injuries-with stories about the "uh-oh" moments that led to the casts and follow-up visits with the fully recovered patients. Dudley the dog, Waffle the rabbit, Thistle the hedgehog, Mariah the sloth, and George...
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Using the same humor and honesty that galvanized more than a million online readers from more than 200 countries, speaker Jon Acuff brings his insightful take on Christianity to the book world with this new edition of Stuff Christians Like. From prayer shot blocks to Metro worship leaders, no stone is left unturned in this hilarious look at faith.
Sometimes, we fall in love on mission trips even though we know we'll break up when we get back. Sometimes,...
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A collection of the most hilarious jokes on the planet that is guaranteed to make you laugh until you drop. From the good, to the bad, and awful The Comedian's Playbook ( Of Great African Jokes ) comes with a warning ( No Joke). The author will accept no responsibility for broken ribs and tears arising from excessive laughter. It is a no holds barred treatment, and should be avoided by sensitive readers.
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About Bloody Good: Bloody Good (True Shark Stories) is a rollicking adventure through time and the seven seas. Hundreds of fascinating TRUE facts and TRUE stories about our most famous denizens of the deep. Meet your favorite sharks and other briny beasts as they encounter a variety of dangerous human nut cases.
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This is a light-hearted, hilarious insight into the minds of young men growing up, carelessly drinking to excess, doing themselves physical harm, recovering and then starting all over again. Kevin lets us hear his innermost thoughts as he pursues the lust of his grey life, Karen Fletcher. The kind of thoughts many of us bury rather than voice when faced with stupidity, unreasonableness, moronically unfair treatment or drunken, twisted fantasy. Trapped...
87) It's Messy
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Dawn Williams fell in love with Tyrone Walker in 2005, to which she met online. Six months into the relationship, Tyrone ghosts Dawn and leaves her heartbroken. In 2010, Dawn moves on with Micah Brown but is skeptical about falling in love. Micah takes Dawn home to meet his family for the annual family reunion, for Dawn to run into Tyrone, who happens to be Micah's brother. Come to find out, Tyrone's real name is Mitch Brown, and the Tyrone persona...
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The Manual No Real Guy Should Be Without
Motor oil, beer, and charcoal--that's what real men are made of. A real man should be able to swap out the car's spark plugs and change its oil as his freshly caught fish smokes on open flame--all while shotgunning a beer. For how-to instructions on these and other equally manly activities, you need How to Back Up a Trailer. It's the ultimate guide to everything you better know how to do, like rotate your...
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Witty Insights and Rants on Serious Issues and Other Things That Just Piss Us Off
What number do you press to exact revenge after that voice throws you into the Twilight Zone of voice response systems?
Do you like getting junk mail?
Did you know becoming a citizen of the United States does not require learning English?
Can sex really be an addiction?
Should we legalize prostitution? End of life suicide?
What would your travel ban look like?
Should...
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This assortment of essays from the most censored comedian in America digs into ideas that the mainstream media will not allow on the corporate airways. It includes essays on how to abolish prisons, how to abolish police, how to create a world of justice, equality, and sustainability. And it does it all while making readers laugh. As George Carlin's daughter Kelly said, "Lee reminds me of my father... He's keeping my father's torch lit."
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This unconventional how-to beauty book takes a hilarious and easy-to-learn approach to the most commonly-asked questions regarding beauty, skin care, aging, and makeup application. From the mind of an inappropriate comedian and makeup artist, and complete with illustrations, you get the best of both worlds.
This isn't your standard beauty how-to book. If you scour social media for the latest beauty videos, or if you love spending your day off browsing...
92) God Is a Hoot!
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Who is this book for? Anyone with a sense of humor, Believer or not, and believe it or not! For maximizing enjoyment, a Bible is indispensable, being the well-spring of this book. The author has been a licensed preacher for over twenty years, and a Bible teacher for twice that long, has written several other books including six on poetry and two humor-fiction works. His already-documented goal is to write one hundred books or celebrate his one hundredth...
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Not a Wayward Goat Too is a continuation of book one, The Wayward Pig and Other Farm Stories. It shares more stories of The wayward farm animals and how they are getting by after the hard year of 2020. It continues to share funny times and can help those who need some healing with laughter. Twenty twenty was a hard year for everyone. This book goes through the year 2020 with the farm animals and all the things they went through. This book will shock...
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Madison was a virgin. She wasn't particularly pretty though she was not un-pretty. She was not tall nor short, dark nor light, heavy nor slight, blonde nor brown. She was mired in middle-class suburban existence, and had attended neither the right nor the wrong school. She was as talented as the next girl. If average was an absolute instead of being right smack in the middle, she would be extravagantly, dizzily, exorbitantly average. Zachary was a...
95) A Dog's Tale
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Ray Sabatini is a hard-working father who does his best to provide for his family. But do they appreciate the solid roof over their heads and the abundant Italian-American food on their table? To escape the constant demands for a better life from his wife, Kate, the surly criticism of his son, Stanley, and the sarcastic scorn of his mother-in-law Janet, Ray goes for a walk with his best friend-his loyal dog, Clyde-contently smoking his signature cigar...
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52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the Kama Pootra offers a thrilling rediscovery of the tiled path to porcelain nirvana. Willing seekers will find fifty-two progressive positions designed to maximize how you do number two. Every time the bathroom door closes, a new experience awaits.
97) F**k This Book
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Juvenile, profane, and timeless, F**k This Book collects images of real public signs that have been mischievously altered by stickers bearing the most expressive of all four-letter words. Addictively hilarious, the results show a world persuasively transformed. Please Don't F**k the Pigeons, indeed. What happens if one triggers the Automatic Sprinkler F**k Off Valve? And is it any wonder The F**k Depot is so popular? All photographs are unretouched-the...
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In this collection from popular Web comic Yasmine Surovec, fabled characters and fairy princesses are replaced with cat ladies and gents ... and cats. Rapunzel's prince comes to rescue…his cats. Sleeping Beauty's true love's first kiss comes not from a prince but from a curious kitty. Each comic puts a contemporary witty spin on classic stories while continuing Yasmine's brilliant comedic take on cats and their owners. The result is a collection...
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A grab bag of historic spleens, chins, and more, this is your ultimate literary dissection of body parts throughout history!
From famous craniums to prominent breasts, ancient spleens and bound feet, this book will bring history to life in a whole new way. With their inimitable wit and probing intelligence, authors Kathy and Ross Petras look at the role the human body has played throughout history as each individual part becomes a jumping-off point...
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You're a stud with a busy schedule, you've got lovely Linda, sassy Sue and tantalizing Tina all demanding that you show them some TLC, but how can you choose which lucky lady deserves your manly presence? Men, you don't have to. HOW TO JUGGLE WOMEN WITHOUT GETTING KILLED OR GOING BROKE is the essential dating guide for guys who refuse to settle for the monotony of having just one girlfriend. Having problems meeting girls, making your money stretch...